It's been awhile. I'm debating making that the title of this journal ( Read more... )

I think the next time I'm really, really pissed off at somebody--instead of calling them out, stewing or plotting their demise, I'm going to offer to do electrical work for them. Then, I'm going to install a fucking drop ceiling with flourescent lights in their goddamn kitchen ( Read more... )

There were spiders in my walls.

Spiders. In. My. Walls.

And I let them out.